Wait til mum comes home

This was in our old house when my young master was a teenager. As you can see........he enjoyed his teenage years. He's got his own place now, not far away............he gets my mistress round to clean every week. He's a clever little sod. He twists my mum/mistress round his little finger. Sometimes I stay overnight with him, when my mum goes away for the night for a shag, and then the young master plays his music, which I enjoy. I am His Masters Voice sort of a dog really.......You've got to be quite old to remember that.
My mum's quite old, tho she doesn't look it...she's 60. I'm thinking of investing in a new model. Don't tell her.