My Mum's losing it :(

She's been telling all n sundry that I'm nearly 18. I know in her modelling days she'd lie about her age, shave off a few years, but with me she's been ADDING a year.

Silly old tartage.

She was looking thru some papers yesterday and found my purchase invoice from Batt dogs home. It was dated 8h Sept 1992.  This makes me 16 and a half. 

And all this time (recently) she's been thinking I'm a miracle dog reaching over 17 & still running. 

:(

I cost £35.  Well worth it. :)