Tuesday, May 13, 2008

My longevity

Folk are always asking my mum what she attributes my old age to


I say it's my Battersea Dogs Home school of hard-knocks genes.
My mum says it's cos she strokes me every single day at least one hundred times. She feeds me hooman food. Cooks every day like a good slave - Brown rice, free range chicken, carrots & greens, and throws in some Science Plan, sometimes a little fish oil if I'm seeming arthritic, and a tablet of Spirulina.

And she lets me sleep on her bed

yeeeeaaaaahhhhh